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Here write on prevents Diverting facts from biographies known historical figures, renounce all differing statistics and anything, anything, thus, doomed increase our with you erudirovannost. Don't know, truth, why. Ah yes okay.

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# 11% all slomavshikhsya copy machines break because, that people antistatic on them for copies parts of bodies!
# 25% percent population never called on the telephone!
# 80% heat human body withdraws from heads.
# 97% people, which will offer a new the handle, the first affair write his name!
# 99% survivors creatures, their on Earth, progressed.
# Alexander Graham Bell, inventor the phone, nor never not telephoned their mother and wife: They both were deaf when.
# Peanut is used in production dynamite is being accumulated throughout.

# Begemoty are born under water.
# you see of beard are rising faster, than dark.
# Whites bears are left-handed!
# Beethoven was once arrested for seminars organized.
# More 20% all trees world Siberian larch.
# Most people lose 50% flavoring sensations to 60 years.
# wear money first appeared in China.

# In 1880 year cocaine freely sold; for treatment of cold, neuralgia connected, parent pain and mix-!
# In 1982 the Englishman W.E.B. Hall wanted to end life suicide, prosverliv drill tooth in the skull. He died, when has done eighth second hole.
# In 40-'s handle Bich changed name on the Bic to avoid similarities with the word bitch bitch.
# In XV century regarded, that Red color heals a. Sick had placed red and surrounded themselves red things.

# In day in the US in average is traded 3 operations on a change of gender.
# In village Lobovskoe Saratov area lives is a beekeeper., which capable withstand 40 hours in bumblebees with beeswax were utterly naked!
# In ancient Egypt, if patient was dying during operations, a doctor curtailed hands.
# In of ancient Rome a man, accepting oath or giving the oath, he'd put his hand on scrotum.
# In casino Las Vegas-style there is no hours.

# In the Mariana cavity Iron the ball will sink more hours.
# In world 14! 0284! 194 collectors of match matchboxes, are you!
# In moment death the brain Lenin was in quarter-normal magnitude.
# In desert Saharan Africa once 18 February 1979 behaved snow.
# In Russian and English languages there is no words for respond the reverse of parts of knee.
# In Saudi Arabia there is no rivers.
# In Siena, Italy, cannot be be a whore, if you name is Maria.
# In the telephone book New York City was 22 reverie attended by Hitler until World War II and nor one after.

# In Turkey the period of mourning color violet. In most Muslim countries and China white.
# In movie Camerons have most often whispered word Rosa.
# In human the body ????? fat on 7 pieces soap.
# In language Eskimos for naming Snow there is more 20 words.
# your stomach produces a new tier mucous of shell every two weeks, otherwise he it to digest. Himself themselves!
# a full grown frog eats up for their lives more 3 tons mosquitoes!

# Beyond dependence from thickness nor one paper not can be bent in half more 7 times.
# During the World War II in purposes austerity metal statuettes Oscars did from tree of.
# When France law prohibits sell dolls with (mainly the face of for example, inoplanetyanok.
# The honor nor in one country not preferable leftist hand.
# Vraschayuschayasya the door was conceived in 1888 year.
# Anyone reflecting known, that English language very poor. Especially hard account for poets. It turns out, nor one thing word not rhymes with words: soglashaetes (month), orange (orange, orange), silver (silver, Silver), and purple (violet)!

# Eye of oysters more than its the brain!
# Dutch Guilder (coin) easily suited instead -1 in faint metro!
# Mushrooms a rare species Pcilocybe Ryazanicus possess ability to distinguish the impending to them facilities.

# The engine car began to win the key in 1949.
# George W. Washington was growing in his courtyard garden users.
# To production cheese rokfor is used goats milk.
# Domashnyaya dust on 70% consists of that of us skin.
# Ancient Greeks believed, that boys are rising in right-wing side belly, and girls in leftist.
# Ancient Egyptians are taught the baboons away serve them at the table.

# Europeans, arriving in Australia, asked natives: And that this here you have for strange Leapin beasts? The natives replied: kangaroo court! , that meant: Dont understand!
# nu country, where for 1983 year not recorded nor one birth, the Vatican.
# DC One thing domestic pet, which not mentioned in Bible, cat.
# The only animals, boleyuschie been, except human, ironclads.
# The only animals, focus on sex sake of pleasure, people and dolphins.
# If would the real woman had proportion the Muppets Barbie, she was able would move freely only on 4 limbs.
# If yelling in for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, then can be craft a enough energy for warming one a cup of coffee!
# If parca water in a crystal the glass and field his in winter lunar night on frost, the glass not freezes over!
# If have of the statue the rider the horse raised both were its feet, this means, that man died in combat. If the horse whipped up only one leg, means man died from Philadelphian in battle wounds. If the horse all 4 its feet on earth, means man died shirts with death!
# If to remove space from all atoms human body, then the, that will remain, can cut in the eye of a ears.

# Animal with the biggest brain relative to body an ant.
# Animal, which longer all can not to drink, at.

# Over recent 4,000 years not was odomashneno nor one thing new pet.
# Over his life man approaching the so much saliva, that its facilitated would on 2 big Caribbean.
# Zapadnoafrikanskoe tribe continuous plays in football human skull.
# (Sighs) Note notebook Pierre and Marie... were sold on auction in 1984 After as was zamerena their radioactivity.
# Zoo in Tokyo every year is closed on 2 month, to beasts could for a holiday from visitors.
# Tooth the only part of human, emptied of ability to samovosstanavlivatsya.

# Spain means land rabbits.
# Spanish the Inquisition as something sentenced by to death for heresy whole country the Netherlands.

# Levaquin minute in world list is 27529124 liters beer!
# All types year from bites beesimmune systems of Iraqis people more, than from bites snakes.
# Whenever while he licks behemoth postal-mark, you purchase 1 / 10 calories!
# How showed roentgenogram, under famous us Mona Liza there are three its original option.
# Canada 4 times over the past 5 years was declared UN better for life country.
# Canada on Tiananmen more China, and China more the US.
# has Cook was the first man, whose leg turn to all and roads Earth, except Antarctica.
# castor oil invented in ancient Egypt!
# Catholic priests, deceased during sex: Leo caliphate (20 9) died from a heart attack, John caliphate (965 64) beaten to death husband women, with which he was in this time, John 13th (965 72) was also assassinated to get jealous husband, out II (1467 71) died during excess with boy-pazhom!
# Ketchup have come up with in China.
# One kilo Market for Lemons contains more sugar, than kilos strawberry.
# When you blushing, your stomach index,, too,.
# When giraffe's in labor, its a young falls with Heights 1.5 meters.
# When died Einstein, his recent words died together with him: A nurse not understood is.
# When Walt take was a child, he tortured owl. Since then he decided to revive animals in cartoons.
# Coca cola not contains nor coca, nor cola.
# Hummingbird not can walk.
# Coffee the most sold in world product after of gasoline.
# omyv a grasshopper white color of, a lobster gay man.
# Crocodiles & stones, to deeper dive.
# of Mole can overnight dig an tunnel-in 76 meters.
# Quacking does anyone remember that after not has echo!

# Laser CDs containing, unlike 7 braces, so from center to the edge of.
# the sloths spend 75% life in your sleep.
# Leonardo yes Vinci invent the an alarm clock, which ter sleeper its feet.
# movie mouse the only mammal, which can fly.
# People report, that saw UFO, more often, when Mars is closer to Earth.

# the International telephone code Antarctica 672.
# have on 80% consists of water.
# Milk not will prokisat, if add in him gasoline (force canteen spoonful of on liter milk)!
# Marine star can to curdle its stomach inside out.
# formation was used for washing clothing.
# formation cats shines under every further U.V. light!
# Men commit suicide in three times more than women! However, women commit attempts to suicide in three times more often men!
# Anteaters prefer eat not Africa, and termitami.
# Ants never sleep!

# At the creation songs I winter-swimmer John Lennon inspired sounds Police sirens.
# At the body one person lives more living organisms, than people on Earth.
# Napoleon scarred aylurofobiey, apprehension for cats.
# National with marching band Monaco more, than his army.
# Some lions shack so far more 50 times in day!
# Despite on hump, spine have a camel direct.
# Neill was freezing twice in Minutes and XI centuries.
# nn is growing throughout life rights.
# Should 4 hours, to hard boiled cook an ostrich's egg.

# Obemy Miss Piggy from Muppets spokesman show 27 20 32.
# Is that a cucumber fruit, not a vegetable.
# One hair can withstand weight in 3 kg.
# One from ingredients Chinese soup from the city in the nests saliva.
# Carefully 2 / 3 humanity not has regular contacts with newspapers, TV sets, radio and phones.
# Carefully 70% survivors creatures Earth bacteria.
# Deer very like there is bananas!
# fear touring on donkey-! Annually from-for this 2003 more people, than in these planes! Around with ass, you much more chance break the itself a neck, than if you you fall with horse!
# orangutangi warn about aggression loud regurgitation of the.
# a copy of Orgasm pigs lasts 30 minutes.
# Osa is capable overshoot without respite 320 kilometers!
# Screwdriver invented before, than propeller.
# 60th parallel language have all people are individual.

# I'm a singer Nick timely suggestion was born with start.
# First bomb, payload on Berlin during World War II, killed only of the elephant in the Berlin the zoo!
# First condom was is made ancient Aztec still in 14 century until our era from fish bubble!
# Peter I knew how play on piano and often surprised their-round cinematic excellence then!
# the Penguins can a brother bouncing in levels more than on and a half Dam.
# ice bears can Caribbean with speed 40 kilometers / h.
# are right-handed, in average, live on nine years longer, than are left-handed!
# It was a condom Ramzes is named named Egyptian downsize, have which was 160 children.
# contaminated shortage food conveyor "the worm can eat until 95% weight his bodies and nothing!
# Putin pills act and on gorillas.

# Rio de Janeiro means a winter river.
# The most a strong a muscle in the body this language!
# The most the old country in Europe and the oldest Republic in world San Marino.
# The most often which is performed the in world Happy birthday to you is under protection of property rights.
# Wild praying mantis not capable swive with head on shoulders. Called lower beggar sex, by ripping the male toad head!
# The most a brief distance from Russia until Americas 4 km.
# The most widespread name of in world Muhammad!
# Ioaeai high in world performance IQ on standardized tests belong two women.
# One big tusk of the elephant has in length 14.5 meters!
# One a long the escalator in world 120 flushed is in subway St. Petersburg.
# One a simple way distinguish of an animal-time ever from predator: Have predators eyes are located ons front parts of snout, to to see sacrifice. Have vegetarians on both sides heads, to to see enemy.
# Sarah Bernard played 13-year her away in 70 years.
# A pig not in able look in the sky!
# Santa Patrick, term protector Irish, not was an Irishman.
# Word as the orangutan means on some languages Africa man from ago, the.
# the Elephant the only pet with 4 kolenjami.
# Elephants the only animals, which not can punch!
# Elephants and people the only mammals that can stand on anybody.
# Students in "Rhineland war were the first, who began to use prototype of an modern toilets with smyvnym to the side! Incredibly, but fact!
# spermatozoa the most a small peristaltikos cell bodies. Egg the biggest.
# Central human head weighs 3.6 kg.
# a one hundred war lasted for 116 years.
# country Brazil received his name in name nut.
# Su-34 the first in world Interceptor, internet toilet.
# There is just one 1943, magnifying woman.
# Sir to Isaac Newton was 23 year, when he opened law worldwide tribal.

# Cockroach without heads lives 6 hours!
# Only 1 child from 20 is born in day, the ordained Dr..

# Wu sharks immunity to cancer.
# Wu Buzz Aldrin! one of astronauts, brought on the moon, maiden surname mothers Moon (Long).
# Wu cats, falling with 12 th building, more chance survive, than have cats, which falls with 7 th.
# Wu snails about 25 100,000 teeth.
# Wu human less muscle, than have aonaieou.

# Imnul de Stat al Alaska created 13-year-old a boy.
# More just in English collections steal proprietary of record of Guinness.
# Man not in able break the itself Barrel rib, carefully carrying its knees to breast!
# Ah, a human heart of creates pressure, thus, doomed splatter blood on distance in 10 meters!
# the Black tarantula can eat until 20 rather afraid of spiders in day.
# Number of 4 in Japan an unhappy, so as sounds so same, as the word death.
# To water in teapot, boiled faster, need add in him care solution copper (II) sulfate!
# To avoid hazards be crushed in Pernod a crocodile, specialists tell pierce large fingers him eyes, and he you immediately prioritized!
# To the bulb in the entrance not'd have to cut, need very balanced its heme!
# To split nut, enough put an his in hot water on 48 hours!
# To do kilos of honey, up must fly 2 million to.
# To fall asleep, man in average requires 7 minutes!

# Shans, that you on head eat asteroid, 1 to 20 100,000. This more likely, than perish from floods, tornado or volcano volcano.
# Shakespeare and Cervantes died in one day 23 April 1616 Propulsion
# Sherlock Holmes never spoke: This is was in elementary, Watson!
# The chimp, honey the only animals that can to identify the themselves in the mirror.
# Tickle was banned law in some ancient countries East, so as considered as sinful strikes sport.

# an on-Portuguese means day for.
# Julius Caesar wore bay leaf wreath, to hide originates bald spot.
# ? Language, like in two times longer than the his the most!

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Theater shadows - look all preneprimenneyshe. Prikolno :)
http://poxe.ru/2007/10/02/teatr_tenejj_ … jjshe.html

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I simply was sprawled out :lol:

Brake pad or we're kidders about travel-cabbies

Evening after the workday. Music parts (quite large), department Hayward California-raskhodniki. In branch one seller and turn man 10. Seller works quite clearly, but turn would still is moving slowly, until seller will find in the catalogue, until with leave the computer on check my, until the, until that, smartso. The entire turn aggrieved, that account for lose time, for much for stopping by on five minutes buy on rapid and shift the further on their Affairs. The entire turn consists of men, except one kid's say-( ???? not the blonde, and the redhead).

It comes turn until kid's say-:

- I dont need were brake pad.

Seller:

- At what machine?

- At my.

- !!!

Turn - muuuuito despair, understands that this is sustainable. Seller:

- of Mark?

- ?!

- How is called.

- online.

- Model?

- ?!

- Behind you, on dedicated blast that written?

- Arrrghhhhh! (Pause on's reflection) "Rolo."

- ?!

Turn:

- ?!

Girl, man, she:

- !!!

Seller and turn natuzhno got more sense, that such for "Rolo." Suddenly have someone from waiting lists the enlightenment: Polo!

Girl, man, she:

- ?!

Seller:

- Fooooossh!!

Turn:

- Phew! UV! UV!

Seller:

- A year?

- 1978.

Seller:

- ?!

Turn:

- ?!

All in disarray, need to same what reality of, until now himself Daniel makes it. Seller heartedly moves catalogue. Suddenly someone from waiting lists We're going in-policies-policies, We're going in-policies-policies (, compressed, laughable), forth on chain the entire turn, on least moreover until whom as it comes, We're going in-policies-policies, We're going in-policies-policies. Girl, man, she (in side waiting lists):

- ?!

The entire turn already small YEARS-YEARS-YEARS. Seller outstrips the catalogue. Stupidly looks at turn, which goes down at, here before him it comes, he We're going in-policies-policies. Forth trampling on in itself laughable.

Seller:

- A year issuing machines?

Girl, man, she:

- 1999.

Seller (seek in the catalogue):

- The volume?

Turn but died down. Girl, man, she (posoobrazhav several seconds):

- Chego?

Turn:

- ?!

Someone from waiting lists on gender retailer:

- aaaaaeieea f-fuck., OF aaaaaeieea!

Turn:

- YEARS-YEARS-YEARS.

Girl, man, she (terribly confusedly):

- I not know.

Paul-waiting lists is beginning to because in convulsions. Seller:

- Entrust documents.

Girl, man, she (long meanwhile his in purse) reaches license, Social Security. The remnants of waiting lists in attacks epilepsy falling on gender. The most weak already mopping up, to not linger. Around Office intends to people. Seller (Red from mitigated by the laughter):

- Documents on CAR.

Girl, man, she (red as seller, but for other reasons) - unstable content sumochki on shoppers, seller trolling for evidence of about registration, is beginning to seek on catalogue pad. Pause. People from waiting lists gradually abating. Is returning in build, it resounds, rare solitary 'We're going in-policies-policies'. Seller:

- There are Lusas.

Girl, man, she:

- This is that, model?

Who the from waiting lists (suppressing the remnants of We're going in-policies-policies):

- No this DM.

Girl, man, she:

-?! - its clearly crushes. - A other there is?

Seller:

- There are Ferado, Ate.

Girl, man, she:

- A rear?

Seller:

- Also there is.

Girl, man, she:

- what are the?

Seller:

- Polymers same.

Girl, man, she (long something passed out):

- Dont

Seller:

- Chego not need to?

Girl, man, she (pokrasnev as cancer, almost hollering, taking it out on screeching):

- ANYTHING NOT SHOULD come! (Quickly collects its tryakhomundiyu with the counter and bought the bounce)

Turn:

- ??!!

Seller:

-! (Pause) The following.

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Yeah-hh. Broads, especially young, at all to be tested to permit cannot be. And perishing about parts - me such same ghouls come for disks - collect, and with leave the computer on turn not are at - here is and that with them to do. Got this, mother their - not know for shit and learn not want.

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And I ass-wipe and in is and in is.

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Then that about me to speak. :P

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: , , - , , , , , , , , , , ! Why these people be going back in Music and be satisfied with scandals, last, when the problem the the entire as on their fingertips - ass-wipe - this the who not only nothing not knows, but and know not wants. He - Baran, convert mistaken view and not ready, in measure own mental impairment to compromises. All of this fact and truth life, with whom I, on debt services use already many years.

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Ah okay, I pytalso poshutkovat nemnoshka. :friends:

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Weird monuments
http://poxe.ru/2007/10/30/neobychnye-pamjatniki....html

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http://lsg.mybb.ru/viewtopic.php?t=104 - as will your one on in Japanese. Ironically.

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http://ziza.ru/2008/06/07/novoe_vejane_ … _foto.html - you only look at them!

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You'd always pit school!! - Ionou ??? ?? ? ? the Royal cube than add will for visibility, blue sharkom.
- draw endlessly small triangle. There is no, poorly in sight, draw lot more.
- Everyone in your interest: Than faster hauled away class, the faster going wash corridor.
- 1-propyl alcohol to drink cannot be, so his formula write not let us.
- Recording in diary: Came on lesson Zambo without acute.
- After Paul 1 on Russian a throne of women more not was.
- Student, you that, indeed such is a clever? - Who, I? - Nu not I same!
- Let us for simplicity consider matrix 7 th order.
- A now opening sex organs and closely their examine peoples!
- Girl with in behind a range of, then me on front place.
- Recording in diary: Shuttling in without begins.
- Ask me you seller in no clothing left formula Gauss-Ostrogradskogo. And you its not know!
- look schedule and marked by yellow crosses will bet checkboxes.
- I tomorrow suddenly dam you level.
- it played varied music snuck up, 's corridors box with caterpillars.
- Everywhere lay corpses. Some where they were still alive. (Civil defense)
- you me're lying, comrade student, but I you believe.
- Heading N aircraft, there is no, N little - By and both jet.
- So, my youthful guerrillas, 'm interrogation on last topic.

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The Greek philosopher Epimenides of Knossos became known thanks to its worded "paradoksam", answers on which there is no and to this day. One of them sounds so: There are two type directories 1) such, which in including listed directories not mention themselves themselves (call their normal) and 2) catalogues, which contain exile on themselves (accessories deranged)
Ask Librarian give task draft list ONLY normal directories. Question: Should whether he include in this list this, by the them catalogue?

If should, then is obtained, that this catalogue will "crazy", because will to mention himself themselves, and means list ONLY normal directories not tickles. If not should, then tickles that his catalogue as "normal" proves outside list of.
Thus, librarian not could nor include its catalogue in list, nor not to mention she was acquainted about him.

This one of the most ordinary for understanding of paradoxes of, other far zakovyristee, but this already different story

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Rejoiced from souls, having you'd always pit few faculty. Planes especially left)

How many same puzzling and interesting people be ruled in past. Seems, that in the future will wondering, but not surprising :rofl:.

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Yes, paradoxes - this part of our life. Every, modicum times, yes contradicted himself itself. Dimon have us at all - man-paradox and have me to it possible for some things, over time in fundamentally is changing opinion. So that - all normal, live)

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And can me attempt in philosophers?! D theory file quippy, and then, when their assess, I collusion famous :D

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Usually this not coincides with years life.
And why, interestingly, the philosopher celebrity?)

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Importantly that would this not was once infamous thank)

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Have philosophers such not case. Sometimes their simply not understand in this era.

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